A minor disappointment

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 07/02/2020 at 12:58 • Filed to: None

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I tried the face upres tool that Torch mentioned in this article:

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

I used it on a downsampled version of my face from my work profile picture:

What the hell!? This guy is way better looking than I am! He also has slightly more hair, which is just the cherry on top. I have beard on both sides of my face, so I guess I have that going for me.

Nick Has an Exocet > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 07/02/2020 at 13:16

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I ran my Miata through it and it revealed that the soul of my Miata is a Japanese m an. Honestly, probably accurate? lol

ranwhenparked > Nick Has an Exocet 07/02/2020 at 13:32

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A Japanese man with that face makeup the dystopian u nderground Kansas citizens wore in A Boy and His Dog.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 07/02/2020 at 13:51

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Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 07/02/2020 at 13:53

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Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 07/02/2020 at 13:54

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Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 07/02/2020 at 15:27

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I’ll have to try again as the idea of my sporty, tiny little minivan being a pudgy older woman seems a little weird, even if she does look like my grandmother...

Tried a few more:

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/02/2020 at 15:39

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Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/02/2020 at 15:41

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I think they might have trained this on a very small set of people. I’m seeing a lot of repetition of faces / facial features. Your guy looks just like my Neon guy.

Taylor Martin > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 07/02/2020 at 16:42

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Didn’t have a picture of my car’s front end on hand, so I found it on Carvana and...

Pretty cool. Though I’m not sure where the red went.

Stef Schrader > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 07/04/2020 at 05:20

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I can’t get the damn thing to work a single time. I always get the file-not-found error that supposedly means its Google Drive is overloaded. Grr.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Stef Schrader 07/04/2020 at 22:14

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Probably too much traffic now

Stef Schrader > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 07/05/2020 at 20:18

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Yeah. I’ll have to try in a little while with a few hoopties and the obligatory Cayenne that I need.